EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
Rick Grimes!!!!
VERSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
EDWARD RICHTOFEN!
BEGIN!
Rick-
So I hear you're the one that caused all these walkers
Creeping up on my peeps at night: call 'em stalkers
Theres no perkacolas in Atlanta
So you'll have to do with Fanta
And whatever Glenn bring home
He's like our Asian Santa
You're just a freak, borderline lack of sanity
I'll beat you like the Governer: shatter your vanity
I'd suggest running for cover
My only son killed his mother
I'm a badass and there's no other
No reviving you this time- bummer.
I don't need Jugg, naw I just need my revolver
I don't need my sexy hat either, I'm still a baller
Admit it: You just took a bigger beating than Rihanna
I'll bet Michonne will be pleased when a Pack-a-Punch her katana.

Ze Doctor-
You think you are ze leader?
Please, I'm the real star.
Have you seen me in action?
I'm simply wunderbar!
You defended a prison?
Try Kino Der Toten.
Or Der Riese, Shi No Numa, maybe Nacht Der Untoten?
You can fend off the walkers.
Whilst I slaughter Hell-Hounds!
You need to reserve your bullets.
I JUST BUY MORE ROUNDS!
That revolver is your weapon?
Good luck staying alive.
'Cause tonight we're gonna party.
Like it's 1945!

Rick-
....
Daryl Dixon-
They may down you, but they can't kill Dixon
Hell, you're walkers couldn't even down Dick Nixon
I kill with a crossbow, without explosive tips
And with one, you couldn't blow a Nova to bits
What the hell are you talking bout, 115?
Don't you know that zombie virus is in our genes?
You murdered Maxis, and you're scared of his girl
you got your panties in a twist
got your flag unfurled?
You want a mystery box?
You can stick with a few Glocks
I doubt that it's a secret that you secretly love cocks.
Your'e a horrible racist, no better than Merle
And in RiDe, we all know you're the girl.

Richtofen-
I'm sorry, what?
Seriously, what the heck?
Am I honestly getting beaten down by a redneck?
You keep your pussy crossbow.
I have a Death-Machine.
And when I use it, the walls are like your language:
Unclean.
You think Merle scares me?
I HAVE NO FEAR!!!
You call yourself a tracker?
YOU NEVER FOUND SOPHIA!!!
You are a real 'dick son'
And you're no match for my skill.
NOW PREPARE TO DIE!!!
Samantha- INSTAKILL


WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WHO'S WHO?
YOU DECIDE!