EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Corvo Attano!
VERSUS
Booker DeWitt!
BEGIN!
 
Corvo
I shouldn't have to tell you it isn't wise to mess with me
You're blood will make a bigger mess than the Loyalist Conspiracy
Bone charms or plasmids, it doesn't matter
I'll leave your neck slit and your blood splattered
I was left living in a prison cell
Now I leave everyone in fear of my living hell
At this I excel
I make the Weepers fearful and quelled
You cannot overcome me, don't even bother to try
Just be sure to make some noise before you die.

Booker
How you doin' there, metal face?
You used to be a bodyguard and you're now a disgrace.
Jessamine got killed and you lost your title.
You got put in prison and now you're in denial.
You're a plague on Dunwall, I'm the king of Columbia.
In one day I turned it into a dystopia.
Come at me Cor-Bro, you'll just shoot and miss.
And I'll burn your ass with my Devil's kiss.

Corvo
Listen up, you little DeWitt
I've about had enough of this shit
I'd have assistance from the Outsider, but I'm afraid he can't be bothered
To deal with the idiots worshiping the founding fathers
You can try to longshot with your Colt
Meanwhile I'll down hundreds with incendiary bolts
It'll only be a matter of time before the rug's pulled from under ya
Tonight, I'm bringing Dunwall to life and plundering Columbia
It's a shame that little thimble is your only form of bling
Allow me to make something clear:
Revenge solves everything

Booker
Well-

Elizabeth
You leave Booker alone, you dishonoured little thief.
You don't seem intellectual, so I'll try to be brief.
Like your so-called reputation, your flag's been unfurled.
At least Booker was able to save the girl.
You can excel all you want, but you're still just a bully.
There's always a lighthouse, a man and there's always a pussy.
Oh look, Corvo. I think I found the last of your pride.
Hey, Booker! Catch!

Booker
Much obliged.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!