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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Corvo Attano!
VERSUS
Booker DeWitt!
BEGIN!
 
Corvo
I shouldn't have to tell you it isn't wise to mess with me
You're blood will make a bigger mess than the Loyalist Conspiracy
Bone charms or plasmids, it doesn't matter
I'll leave your neck slit and your blood splattered
I was left living in a prison cell
Now I leave everyone in fear of my living hell
At this I excel
I make the Weepers fearful and quelled
You cannot overcome me, don't even bother to try
Just be sure to make some noise before you die.

Booker
How you doin' there, metal face?
You used to be a bodyguard and you're now a disgrace.
Jessamine got killed and you lost your title.
You got put in prison and now you're in denial.
You're a plague on Dunwall, I'm the king of Columbia.
In one day I turned it into a dystopia.
Come at me Cor-Bro, you'll just shoot and miss.
And I'll burn your ass with my Devil's kiss.

Corvo
Listen up, you little DeWitt
I've about had enough of this shit
I'd have assistance from the Outsider, but I'm afraid he can't be bothered
To deal with the idiots worshiping the founding fathers
You can try to longshot with your Colt
Meanwhile I'll down hundreds with incendiary bolts
It'll only be a matter of time before the rug's pulled from under ya
Tonight, I'm bringing Dunwall to life and plundering Columbia
It's a shame that little thimble is your only form of bling
Allow me to make something clear:
Revenge solves everything

Booker
Well-

Elizabeth
You leave Booker alone, you dishonoured little thief.
You don't seem intellectual, so I'll try to be brief.
Like your so-called reputation, your flag's been unfurled.
At least Booker was able to save the girl.
You can excel all you want, but you're still just a bully.
There's always a lighthouse, a man and there's always a pussy.
Oh look, Corvo. I think I found the last of your pride.
Hey, Booker! Catch!

Booker
Much obliged.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
CORVO ATTANO!
VERSUS!
BOOKER DEWITT
BEGIN!

[Again, a huge thanks to :icondelorean7: for helping with this, or should I thank Booker and Elizabeth?]
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:icontigerwolflover:
Tigerwolflover Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
oh thats cool
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SmellMehFeet Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It is with great honour and respect that I invite you and any others who are interested to join my very first EPIC RAP BATTLE CONTEST! smellmehfeet.deviantart.com/jo… anyone can enter, with a limit of 3 submissions. I must also earn more points to supply for the prizes, so anyone who can spare some points, it would be greatly appreciated if you would donate towards this contest. If I earn the points for the prizes in time, the deadline is 26 September.
All are welcome.
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xtheznotecstasy Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
xtheznotecstasy.deviantart.com…


My three favorites of :icondelorean7:'s and my raps... I hope you like zombies...
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SmellMehFeet Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks :) your entries have been added to the list. Good luck :)
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MasterChief117Rex Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Corvo won Booker needed Elizabeth to step in. And Corvo saved the Girl he missed the Empress!
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The-unseen-Assassin Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
i agree with you Corvo did this by himself and booker needed Elizabeth help
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THGbioshock16 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013   Traditional Artist
Booker won. 
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HarbingerXofXHate Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Corvo won.
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Steblynka Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GREAT!
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melodywiseart Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student General Artist
This is wonderful! Very clever!! :D
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