EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!1

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!1!!1!
Smeag- I mean GOLLU- er... SMEAGLE
VERSUS
Dobby! Begin!
Dobby-
You cannot boss me around.
Because I'm now a free elf.
I don't need a one ring.
This sock is my only wealth.
I don't mean to maim.
Only seriously injure.
I died saving Harry Potter.
Hermione and the ginger.
You just died in a volcano.
But I'll cut you some slack.
I bet that's not the first time
you were burned in the crack.
The ring turns you invisible.
But I wield true power.
My face is adorable.
You look like President Eisenhower.

Smeagle-
You? Cute? I've seen prettier Orcs!
We led the Hobbitses to the mountain,
You like to polish forks.
You're a nasty little creature,
wearing a dirty pillowcase.
You're not even a real Elf,
more like a scrawny Drawven disgrace!
In fact, are you sure you didn't come from the stars?
Because, to me, you kinda look like Jar Jar.
You're a loner, nobody likes you, and you have no friends.
Even Potter was relieved when you finally met your end
You tried to kill him 3 times,
and left him stranded in a street!
Meanwhile I was feeding Shelob,
thats no easy feat.
I've beaten down hoards of goblins, much better then you.
So why don't you fetch master some 'taters and stew'

Dobby-
You are nobody's master.
You're merely a tour guide.
I was mourned by millions.
Everyone cheered when you died.
You bit off Frodo's finger.
I blew my master away.
I battled with Bellatrix.
You battle with tooth decay.
You think I look Jar Jar?
Meesa think you are crazy.
I least I had some REAL friends.
Sir, your rhymes are getting lazy.
I least I wear more than you.
I think your rag is infectious.
I'm you master now, Gollum.
So you can suck on my precious.

Smeagle-
Uh... Um...

Gollum-
Screw you Smeagle,
Gollum's entered this house
You're pathetic,
couldn't beat this overgrown mouse!
Dobbs, you enjoy hurting yourself,
have you tried a razor blade?
You should probably kill yourself
to avoid enduring my slays.
You're a lowly little faggo-
well, let's not be obscene
But you're stuck in the broom closet,
if you know what I mean
Dumblydore and Potter?
Ha, gayer than Frodo!
Yea, I jumped into the lava
You know, YOLO!

Smeagle-
Shut up, shut up.

Gollum-
What did you say?

Smeagle-
I told you to shut up.
I said it clear as day.
You're an annoying little prick,
all you do is talk smack
Now go away,
and never come back.

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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