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Venus is the new Siren in town. She was found by Jackson and Albert, the two future leaders of the Kronos Corporation. They tapped into her Siren powers to create guns with a disturbingly deadly new element: Soul. [See Kronos Corp. age, soon to come] At age 27, Venus escaped the torturous clutches of the Kronos Corp., and found herself on Pandora. Upon meeting a few bandits, she discovered her Siren power, the Phaseout. When phasing out, she blinks out of our dimension, and moves at incredible speeds, similar to Phasewalking. The big difference: She returns to our realm by tackling an enemy, and ripping out part of their soul. As she becomes

I might fallout as I sink into oblivion Left for dead in the borderlands under Hyperion I need no halo on my head, I just answer the call of duty Your high score is broken by yours truly When I step in the arena, I'm a true contender Racking up achievements, call me the last airbender Banoi's full of demons, full of dead space And the devil may cry as I clear the place While the One and PS4 are locked in mortal combat, I buy 'em both, rise early and show that I got a knack At clearing the battlefield With whatever weapon I wield I'll never be overrun after I build a riot shield And if I ever fall, I'll make sure my killer is dead It' unreal

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY THE MEN IN BLACK versus..... THE GHOOOOOSTBUUUSTERS!!!!!!!! begin. Peter- Ooooooooh Kay and Jay are about to be slayed Ray- All day and the Worms are too short to play On this ride at any given time So try to take us on and you're bound to get slimed Peter- Yeah, we're a small business, not government endorsed Dana- And we still do a better job, didn't see stop a Xenomorph Peter- We'll solve all your problems, no matter how odd Even though you'll find I am not a god. Kay- If you want to overthrow us. You should at least learn how to rhyme. We've saved the planet at least twice. AND we traveled back in time. Jay

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!1!!1! Smeag- I mean GOLLU- er... SMEAGLE VERSUS Dobby! Begin! Dobby- You cannot boss me around. Because I'm now a free elf. I don't need a one ring. This sock is my only wealth. I don't mean to maim. Only seriously injure. I died saving Harry Potter. Hermione and the ginger. You just died in a volcano. But I'll cut you some slack. I bet that's not the first time you were burned in the crack. The ring turns you invisible. But I wield true power. My face is adorable. You look like President Eisenhower. Smeagle- You? Cute? I've seen prettier Orcs! We led the Hobbitses to the mountain, You like to polish forks. You

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!! Rick Grimes!!!! VERSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs EDWARD RICHTOFEN! BEGIN! Rick- So I hear you're the one that caused all these walkers Creeping up on my peeps at night: call 'em stalkers Theres no perkacolas in Atlanta So you'll have to do with Fanta And whatever Glenn bring home He's like our Asian Santa You're just a freak, borderline lack of sanity I'll beat you like the Governer: shatter your vanity I'd suggest running for cover My only son killed his mother I'm a badass and there's no other No reviving you this time- bummer. I don't need Jugg, naw I just need my revolver I don't nee